1. alrightsnaps:

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    The fucking commentary on this show though.

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  2. thebootydiaries:

    Literally any girl: h-

    Guy typing vigorously: you probably get so many DMs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 how many guys dm you 😂😂 hey what’s up 🙊 hi 😂 reply to me 🙈😳😂 whatever that was my friend u ugly anyway. You could never get with someone like me it was a dare lol 😂

    (via cyrickazimir)

     


  3. theocseason4:

    theocseason4:

    Funniest thing happening rn is penn badgley slowly going insane trying to convince people his character in You is a psychopath

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  5. shingekinogf:

    when you realize that your clarinet skills are subpar

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    (Source: owlpharaoh, via just-funny-posts)

     

  6. rudelyfe:

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    thoughtsof-r:

    jdizzy360:

    If I ask nicely will people reblog this or do I have to be clever and funny or something too?

    black boys in gymnastics would be undefeated

    Super human

    You didn’t even need the caption fam . We were going to support you regardless.

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  12. explainingthejoke:

    popsicle-prince:

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    frenchtugboat:

    bowieonthebelafonte:

    When i was 10, I sent a letter to Lemony Snicket. I didn’t receive a personal reply, but I got one of these. 7 years later I realized that there’s a message

    ABORT MISSION

    This is fucking scary

    I dont get it..

    @explainingthejoke

    The images are of a reply from Lemony Snicket, an author known for his A Series of Unfortunate Events, a book series aimed at older children. The reply is written in the voice of his narrator character. The narrator shares his pen name and frequently writes in vague references to the reader, who is included in the mystery as the correspondent to whom Lemony Snicket is sending his information.

    The reply is titled “via VERY FAST DELIVERY.” The letters V.F.D. play a big part in the series. The note reads:

     nly two things are more hazardous than writing to me during these times. They are eating mussels in July and receiving a rep y from me, both of which may leave you feverish, shaking, and alone.

    However, it c n also be very uncomfortable to wait day a ter day for a reply that never comes, as I have since my last letter to a dear frie d.

    Consequ ntly, I am sending you a lette  containing Very Few Details.

    Accept my humble thanks and fervent wishes for your continued safety, as well as the safety of the familiar-looking neighbor with whom you have never spoken.

    With all due respect,

    Lemony Snicket

    Several letters from this note are deliberately missing. If the reader wrote down each letter that was missing, they would spell out: OLAF NEARBY

    Count Olaf is the major villain in the series. Lemony Snicket is writing in code, suggesting that he can’t be candid because Olaf may be observing him or the reader. Creepy!

    This isn’t a joke. It is just cute.

    (via thefantasticfangirlingfeminist)

     

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  14. hollyblueagate:

    hollyblueagate:

    fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all

    just a few things established in the fosters universe

    • imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them
    • 8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend
    • a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street
    • this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.
    • imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues) 
    • babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people
    • at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry

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    • this is all just treated as facts of life

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